"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." --William James

~~ "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing." --William James Humor is a state of mind. If you have the humor gene, you will find something to laugh at. Whether it is your late arrival at the office, or your boss' temperamental behavior, or your teacher's drab lecture... It is important to look at the funny side of things if you want to enjoy life each day. Although, I find it is amazing how some people know when and how to be funny. Their mannerisms, their words, and their acts make them funny whenever they choose to be. Perhaps it is their sparkling wit, their casual demeanor, or perhaps their caustic remarks that make them famous and funny. One form of humor I enjoy is the Bumper sticker. Do bumper stickers enhance the aesthetic appeal of your car? I do not know about that, but I do believe that they make a statement. "Caution: I drive like you do!""I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason.""You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares.""My other car bumper sticker is funny.""I'm in no hurry; I'm on my way to work.""I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.""I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made.""Back off! I'm not that kind of car.""I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!""I'm not deaf... With the Bumper Sticker, here are few of my favorite sayings. If it be from a movie, a book, or the radio, these are sayings I pass on. The beginnings are scary, the ends are sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most. You will travel through the valley of rejection. You will reside in the land of morning mists. And you will find your home, although it will not be where you left it. If you have one foot in yesterday and one foot in tomorrow, then you are pissing on today. Take your weakness and make it your strength. Be careful of whose’ back you walk on today. That will be the *butt* you kiss tomorrow. “Dear God, please forgive me for the fornications that have been committed her today on the kitchen table…washer…car…swing set...pool.” Where the Heart Is. “Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards” Unknown "Go to your bosom: Knock there, and ask your heart what it doth know." -- William Shakespeare "The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a smart person knows what to say and a wise person knows whether or not to say it." -- Quote found on the wall of a recreation center office in Berkeley, California. "Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. " -- Helen Keller "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” --Groucho Marx "Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." – Victor Borge ***My all time favorite*** “You know, some animals eat their young.” (This works best when food shopping and the lady next you has a child who is out of control because of their own doings or the lack there of.)